Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for meeee

So we went to see the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie yesterday, and it was really good. Great movie, made me laugh.

However, there were a few utter retards who were sitting in the row behind us who thought it was really necessary to repeat every single joke in the movie.
Every. Single. Joke

''LOL. Did you see what Jack just did? XDDDD''

They also had the nasty habit to read the subtitles aloud every so often, and shout ''I don't get it!'' at the, supposedly, harder to understand parts. For some reason, everyone else did seem to get those parts. I wonder why?

They did make some brilliant top tier comments, such as:
''Have fun jumping, Jack! XDDD'' when Jack fell off a cliff
''Oh Jack, you're so weird! XDDD'' when Jack did anything. Including breathing.

 Me, being a horribly confrontation-avoiding person didn't say anything, of course. I just sat there, and faced it.

At least the movie was good.