I think I might be Dr. Dolittle

Except for the fact that I'm not black, or male, or fat. I also can't talk to animals.

SO LIKE, what I meant was that today I had another encounter with a 'wild' animal.

Mouse
I was just walking down the street, you know, struttin' dat ass, when I saw something dark gray move on the ground. It was a mouse. A so-called 'meadow mouse.'

I wondered why it was scurrying across the street, and not doing mouse-things like eating cheese. 

Then after a short moment I saw the cause of the running mouse. It was one of the neighbourhood cats.
Me, being super heroic and manly, shoo'd away the cat, and the mouse lived happily ever after.
The end.

The mouse was way too cute. It walked over my foot. D'awwww.

Then I had to explain why I was late for an appointment.

I think I should change my blog sub-title to ''Heroic, manly, and savior of all animals.''

YES! FINALLY.

After a long struggle with Blogspot and all its glitches, I'm finally able to update again. Sorry to everyone who (apparently) likes reading my blog.

Not much has happened the last few weeks. Almost nothing at all, really.

I made a friend!
People that have talked to me recently on Steam and/or Mumble will know that I made a friend last tuesday! His name is Jimmy, and he’s a pidgeon. He was sitting outside our garden, and wasn’t able to fly. So I decided to pick it up and call the so-called ‘pet ambulance’ for it, before our cats and dogs could get to it. They brought him to a bird shelter, and he lived happily ever after. The end. 

Jimmy was quite mad at me for taking this picture. He felt like the angle totally didn't show his good side.

Team Fortress 2
In random other news. I've never talked about Team Fortress 2 on my blog before. Some recent news is the following.
Me and my online friend Ceymoure decided to make an Ultiduo team for the ESH Ultiduo cup. Ultiduo is 2v2, so medic and soldier + medic and soldier. It's rather fun, but also extremely frustrating. We competed yesterday evening in the cup, and we won our first match against ''time.''
After this we had to play another team called ''googtrans'', and we lost against those, so we were placed in the lower brackets. If we'd win 2 matches there, we'd get another shot at winning next sunday, if we lost, we're out. 
We won our first match in the lower brackets against ''#dp'', but sadly, lost against ''tQ''.
tl;dr: we're out now. :C

Nevertheless, we did play well, and had a lot of fun. That's most important.. right?

 
 

Judgement Day!

So, according to the christian people, today is judgement day!
Non-believers shall be sent straight to Hell/tortured for five months and then sent straight to Hell.

What do we do on a day like this?

Well, I did some shopping, and now I'm chilling at home.
Will probably play some games this evening.

And for the appropriateness, have some 'annoying jesus' pictures:

(Click for bigger images)

Exam Support

For Emryse and anyone else who's struggling with their exams/motivation right now.

HAVE SOME CUTE STUFF.

A blog post about stuff.

This post shall discuss the following topics:
1.) Stuff
2.) No My Chemical Romance songs
3.) i43
4.) Female gamers
5.) Chocolate


No My Chemical Romance
When I was younger, around the age of 14, 15 perhaps, I listened to a lot of different kinds of music. With different kinds I mean, music that all sounded the fucking same, but I felt like a special snowflake when I said that it was all different, and that it all contained a ''deeper meaning''. One of the bands that I adored at that time was the band ''My Chemical Romance''. The sorrowful voice, and the lyrics about cancer and diseases made me feel like such a deep and spiritual person. I had already bought 2 albums when I suddenly realised (well, no, people around me told me) that it was way too emo to be actually cool.
Me, trying to be cool and not emo, therefore disregarded My Chemical Romance and started listening to other music. (Like Papa Roach, which was actually equally emo.)
Also, I was actually totally emo, even though I always said that I wasn't.

Now I'm 18 and I have realised that you shouldn't just disregard music for being ''not cool'' (except for when it's Tokio Hotel). Now I sometimes listen to My Chemical Romance. I really like the song that I linked in my last post. I can't post it again, because I promised not to.


Female gamers & i43
When I was younger, around the age of 16, I played a lot of Pokémon games. I also played a lot of Harvest Moon, Kirby and Mario games. I really enjoyed these games, because they were totally awesome.
Then I got a boyfriend and he was like:

''Hurp durp play this game, it's called Team Fortress 2 and it's totally cool and I will love you more if you play it.''

''You will love me more if I play this game? Isn't it all about me, and not about me playing games?''

''No lol, play this game. Gamer chicks are totally more hawt than not-gamer chicks.''

''Ok lol.''

So then I started playing Team Fortress 2. I really loved pyro, for some reason. Burning people (with the Backburner, of course!) gave me a strange feeling of victory.

It wasn't long after the first online stranger talked to me. (My online name back then was ''Laura''). I was surprised and felt very special.

The relationship with the TF2 bf ended quite soon after, but I was still enjoying Team Fortress 2. I even got gifted a few games by people I didn't even know!

Shortly after I realised that it wasn't my unique and awesome personality that got me the games. It was a harsh realisation...

It was actually my gigantic donkey dick that got me the games.

I knew that they'd sensed that! They appreciated it as much as I did!

So now I am still happy, as a female gamer with a gigantic donkey dick. Other female gamers are totally jealous of me because of it.
I know they secretly want it as well.

So now me and my huge dick are going to i43 to meet lots of cool people. i43 is totally cool and stuff.

THE END

(Also I love chocolate.)

THERE YOU HAVE IT. I included everything in this post. HF reading.

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Stylin'

UMAD CAUSE I'M STYLIN' ON U?

I'm very bored.

Listen

I am very bored.

I have no inspiration at all.

Have some pictures.

(Pete, I will read your stories now.)

Partyhardy

So, that was fun yesterday. Congratulations, Joppe! Again! :P
So I was at the birthday party of a good friend of mine, and it was general good times.

Left early though, because a couple decided it was fun to dry-hump and touch each other in public. I'm all for love and happiness, but that was just awkward.
Nope, I'm not jealous, and not even mad. Just disappoint.

Because you see, as soon as you do that, you grab all the attention from everyone. And because I'm not really one to easily grab attention from people, or easily talk to people just like that, it makes it really hard for me to keep conversations going and to stay ''in the group''. Which is why in this particular case I decided to leave early.

Sorry Joppe!

FFFUUU- BLOGSPOT!

So, Blogspot has been a cunt the last few days.
A few things have happened that I will discuss here.

Switch-over
I have (finally) decided to continue my blog in english, so more people can read it, as I obviously have lots of people that totally want to read my blog.

Amanda Palmer: the aftermath
As you've been able to read in my last blog post, a lot has happened regarding Amanda Palmer and her ninja gig in Amsterdam last wednesday. What I haven't talked about yet, is the thursday! She had another ninja gig in Tivoli Oudegracht in Utrecht the day after the Amsterdam drama, and I decided to go there as well. The Tivoli people were nice enough to let her play there for free.

She played quite a few songs, mostly the songs she had played in Amsterdam during the ninja gig and during the little private concert afterwards (squee!).
After her gig in Utrecht, she announced that she has planned a proper concert in the Netherlands! This will happen on the 7th of September of this year. I will definitely be going!

As of now, I have acquired 3 Amanda Palmer autographs, and 2 pictures with her.

I still have some pictures to show you guys of wednesday of course! They're shit pictures, taken with a shit camera, but it's all I have. (Unless you want to see some high quality awesome pictures, then visit this link Click here!)
It links to the blog of one of my friends, who is pr0 with camera.

Another Amanda Palmer highlight is that the back of my head is on her actual blog! Her sister took some pictures of the private little gig after the police drama in Amsterdam, so that's why I'm on there as well.
(Click here for proof!)
Scroll down a bit and you will see. I'm the derp that leans over way too far and has red hair.

In addition to the e-fame of being on Amanda's blog, I always appeared on a dutch news site called ''De Telegraaf'' (Telegraaf website)
I'm not sure anymore where that was, but they ''took'' (stole) a youtube video of the arrest at Dam square and my face is in that video at exactly 0:46. With an expression that looks a bit like this:

The last thing I'd like to say about this whole Amanda Palmer thing is that I've met a lot of new friends. The people that I've met on wednesday and on thursday are the most amazing people ever. This includes of course Pete, Derk, Mylène, Pepijn, Menno, and all the others as well. (You guys know who you are. I'm just bad at names, so I can only remember a few of them. No, I'm not gonna browse my Facebook to find all the names.)

Relationship troubles?
As some of you might've noticed (depends on if you stalk my Facebook or not), me and my boyfriend of nearly a year have broken up yesterday. Some people have already asked me what's up with that, but it's rather hard to explain if you don't know everything that's been going on. Also, I don't even want to talk about everything that's been going on, so I'm going to give you guys a short version.

I met Paul/Fake (online name), online in TF2. We've had some amazing times. He's been in the Netherlands twice, and I've been in France once. Lately, however, it just wasn't going well anymore. Not seeing each other a lot took its toll, and we've had a lot of ''fights'' as well.
I, for myself, had therefore decided to break up with him. He did not agree, so now he hates me forever.

Don't think that I'm fine with it because I'm the one who broke up with him. On the contrary, I'm not feeling well either. I mean, we had been together for such a while. It's just for the best.. at least I think it is. I might seriously regret this.

The promise
I totally just almost forgot to post my pictures again. But here they are (they can also be found on my Facebook page). 

That's all for now!