A blog post about stuff.

This post shall discuss the following topics:
1.) Stuff
2.) No My Chemical Romance songs
3.) i43
4.) Female gamers
5.) Chocolate


No My Chemical Romance
When I was younger, around the age of 14, 15 perhaps, I listened to a lot of different kinds of music. With different kinds I mean, music that all sounded the fucking same, but I felt like a special snowflake when I said that it was all different, and that it all contained a ''deeper meaning''. One of the bands that I adored at that time was the band ''My Chemical Romance''. The sorrowful voice, and the lyrics about cancer and diseases made me feel like such a deep and spiritual person. I had already bought 2 albums when I suddenly realised (well, no, people around me told me) that it was way too emo to be actually cool.
Me, trying to be cool and not emo, therefore disregarded My Chemical Romance and started listening to other music. (Like Papa Roach, which was actually equally emo.)
Also, I was actually totally emo, even though I always said that I wasn't.

Now I'm 18 and I have realised that you shouldn't just disregard music for being ''not cool'' (except for when it's Tokio Hotel). Now I sometimes listen to My Chemical Romance. I really like the song that I linked in my last post. I can't post it again, because I promised not to.


Female gamers & i43
When I was younger, around the age of 16, I played a lot of Pokémon games. I also played a lot of Harvest Moon, Kirby and Mario games. I really enjoyed these games, because they were totally awesome.
Then I got a boyfriend and he was like:

''Hurp durp play this game, it's called Team Fortress 2 and it's totally cool and I will love you more if you play it.''

''You will love me more if I play this game? Isn't it all about me, and not about me playing games?''

''No lol, play this game. Gamer chicks are totally more hawt than not-gamer chicks.''

''Ok lol.''

So then I started playing Team Fortress 2. I really loved pyro, for some reason. Burning people (with the Backburner, of course!) gave me a strange feeling of victory.

It wasn't long after the first online stranger talked to me. (My online name back then was ''Laura''). I was surprised and felt very special.

The relationship with the TF2 bf ended quite soon after, but I was still enjoying Team Fortress 2. I even got gifted a few games by people I didn't even know!

Shortly after I realised that it wasn't my unique and awesome personality that got me the games. It was a harsh realisation...

It was actually my gigantic donkey dick that got me the games.

I knew that they'd sensed that! They appreciated it as much as I did!

So now I am still happy, as a female gamer with a gigantic donkey dick. Other female gamers are totally jealous of me because of it.
I know they secretly want it as well.

So now me and my huge dick are going to i43 to meet lots of cool people. i43 is totally cool and stuff.

THE END

(Also I love chocolate.)

THERE YOU HAVE IT. I included everything in this post. HF reading.